They would be ugly enough if they were mine but it’s worse . . they’re Vince’s.  You thought the purple Crocs were ugly!

A lady attending the retreat brought Vince a gift — decorations for his Crocs.  I just don’t know if I’m going to give them to him.  These shoes are bad enough but adding decorations . . I don’t think so.

He said “Don’t worry . . I won’t wear them outside the house.”  I wanted to say “You’re so right . . you won’t wear them with me . . that’s for sure!”.

I’m thinking they just may get lost . . soon!