While out and about yesterday afternoon, I saw this license plate:
I started to write those folks a note and leave it on their windshield and tell them if Texas isn’t wild enough for them already, I’m not quite sure what they may be wanting. Snakes in my yard, giant lizards on the fence waiting to attack, vultures living on my utility pole, coyotes howling at night, giant rabbits in the woods . . how wild do they want it?
Maybe I should show them a picture of this beetle. This is the hugest beetle I’ve ever seen. That’s a quarter on my porch next to him. Can you believe the size of bugs and lizards around here?
By the way, Vince asked the other day why there’s a quarter on the front porch and I said “For Comparison!” He didn’t ask any questions. I wonder if he knew what I was talking about.
On the other hand, maybe they’re wanting to have a wild and crazy party . . which is what we’re thinking about doing! Vince is taking off Friday and we may celebrate having all the chickens in their coop. Maybe we’ll drink a bottle of wine and stay up late . . maybe til 9 p.m.
Seriously, Texas is about as wild as I can handle.